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Is The Freckled Fox Fronting A Faux Cancer Fiction?

The Freckled Fox, producer of a yearly baby haha, announced back in April that her husband Martin had “aggressive Stage 4 Melanoma Cancer”. Since that time they apparently spent a few weeks in Mexico getting “alternative” treatments, having a “little operation“, and posting selfies after which the couple returned home where Martin immediately resumed his workouts. He claimed to have “inflamed tumors” at the base of his spine, and his wife hailed him as a “warrior” covered in stitches and  tubes coming out of his chest.

But suspicion began to grow as the patient, allegedly riddled with tumors in “multiple spots on his liver, his brain and other organs”, spent the weeks in Mexico going out for big delicious Mexican dinners, seeing movies, and taking selfies of himself to show off the view from their hotel room. Theories were put forth that he was simply getting vitamin infusions or perhaps had been misdiagnosed, since there appears to be no physical evidence of a traumatizing surgery to remove giant tumors as claimed.

The whole affair came topped with – you guessed it – paypal begging to the tune of $100,000. A few months after that uhhhhwtf request, they announced they had purchased a new home, adding even more fuel to the scam gossip fire.

So what do you think, folks? Do we have a Jess Ainscough or a Belle Gibson here?



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Dooce Will Bravely Post Soul Sucking Sponsored Content

Dooce, irrelevant, evidently went to the Problogger event and “told the audience how soul destroying it was to do sponsored posts”. She told people who had paid to come and wanted to hear the “Queen of Mommyblogging” talk about how to monetize a blog that the “only way that you can make money in the States is through sponsored content”. She then proceeded to call writing sponsored posts ”a gruelling experience” and declared personal blogging dead.

While at Problogger, where she complained about doing sponsored posts, she bravely confronted the soul sucking task of posting what appears to be a sponsored Target instagram. She then went home where she faced the gruelling experience of writing a sponsored Target post for her dead personal blog.



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Pink Peonies Knows About Jet Ski Safety

Pink Peonies, the Million Dollar Blogger, posted a super fun vacay pic to instagram yesterday.


Yes, that is indeed her newborn baby in the arms of her husband, who is driving the jet ski with one hand. The post was online for hours while Rachel allowed her fangirls to defend her good parenting decisions. In the end, despite taking to snapchat herself and getting all sassy to her “haters” about what a safety obsessed mom she is, and omg you guys they were going really slow and her husband has driven jet skis for 25 years and she knows how to raise her own child, she  removed the pic. She has replaced it with some baby-and-dog criticism shield pic.



Mommy Blogging

That Wife Knows Bike Safety

Jenna Cole, Jewish nudist, joins the blogger trend of questionable bicycle safety. This weekend she threw her two small children in a bike trailer thing and took off to attempt adult friendshipping again. But first she had to take photos showcasing her brave decision to wear a crop top.

When readers asked her about the bike trailer she admitted “the listing from side-to-side is scary”, and stated the seats “have buckles/straps to hold them in, but I installed the seat covers backwards and haven’t flipped them around yet”.

Of course the obvious happened – Jenna “forgot the advice I received when I first started biking in the city and went over some trolley tracks at a non-perpendicular angle while pulling the kids” and everyone went tail over teakettle onto the street. Despite what appear to be pretty painful scrapes and bruises, she brushed off the incident by saying she “was really happy when T1 retold the story and said that the experience taught him the importance of wearing a helmet”.

Jenna then took her scraped and bruised children to the beach so they could splash around in saltwater.



Mommy Blogging WTF

Sam And Nia Are Thrilled To Go Viral With Alleged 48 Hour Pregnancy


Vloggers Sam & Nia, finally famous, have at last unlocked achievement level Viral Video. They reached this dream of every vlogger with a youtube announcement in which husband Sam, saying his wife texted him earlier to say her period was two weeks late,  proceeds to secretly take Nia’s overnight urine out of the toilet and performs a pregnancy test. He then informs his wife she is pregnant.

But then just three days later they posted a tearful video claiming Nia just had a miscarriage.

We’re so hurt but we’re so thankful that God used us like this…I just hope this video continues to be a way for God to shine his light through us…

They are defending themselves against claims that the videos are a publicity stunt by speaking to huge media outlets. This is after they posted a video about what an “awesome day” they were having because they went viral.