Holy crap, I meant to do this post last Friday and I just keep
getting drunk getting busy with other things. But here it is – partypants’ New York Fashion Week Blogger Lolstravaganza sponsored by prosecco, cigarettes, one bout of food poisoning, and too much cheap chickory coffee in my travel mug because Starbucks is too expensive.
Next we have the majesty of “Hello Fashion” who apparently said goodbye good taste while rooting around in my Aunt Helen’s bingo night outfits.
And finally, poor Trop Rouge’s tampon slinger Christina was evidently attacked by a drunk Goodwill rejection pile.
And now everyone’s favorite part of PP Lurks NYFW: fashion blogger quotes! See if you can guess which amazing fashion industry tour de force said these wonderful things.
“Stay away from Marc Jacobs, he feels up every girl he meets he is such a pussy hound.”
“I thought about doing the all black New Yorker thing but well flowers because it’s spring fashion week!”
“I could have worn my Hunters…yeah I guess, but my strappy sandals are just as practical so like whatever right?”
“Who the hell is Donna Karan? That old chick over there?”
“I was asked to leave but I just moved to the fourth row and zoomed in for pics it’s not like you can tell from Instagram.”
Well that was fun! Remember kids, if you go to NYFW make sure you know who’s standing nearby when you say stupid things. See you in September!