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Stavvers Has A New Recipe You Can Try This Thanksgiving

Happy Eat-And-Argue-With-Family day to all us American hams! If you’re in need of another carb at the table but all out of unique ideas, blogger Stavvers has an idea you can steal.

I am making sourdough. I started the starter on Saturday afternoon…I bunged something a little bit unconventional in the starter: yeast from my vagina.

Yes, Stavvers (who has already hashtagged the event with the delightful #cuntsourdough) used as “much vaginal yeast as I could scrape off a dildo I put in my vagina” in her sourdough starter and is now sitting around seeing if she can get some dough out of it. Of course this is getting a lot of vocal side-eye, all gleefully documented in a blog post where she describes the process in detail.

So there you go. If those Pillsbury rolls just aren’t getting it done this year, I guess you could try some vag biscuits. Happy Thanksgiving!


Healthy Living Blogging

KERF Knows How To Select Pictures For A Post

It’s so slow around the intarwebs the past week, so I thought we would play a game called “What the hell is going on  in this picture?”


It seems KERF had one of those boring Blue Apron sponsored dinners, complete with copious amounts of wine. Enough wine, apparently, to send her friends to the floor.

Hahahahaha!!! That’s Lauren’s arm but I don’t remember what she was doing. Probably trying not to disrupt the photo.

Er…ok? But why on earth would you include this in your post about a nice multi-family dinner? “Lulz look at my drunk friend on the floor” is less “lovely adult dinner with friends” and more “we had so much fun at this kegger party”. But hey, whatever gets Amber’s spray tan off the top post am I right?


Internets Lifestyle Blogging

Barefoot Blonde Finally Goes Into Labor

The seemingly endless pregnancy of Amber Fillerup, of the ‘shirtgate’ episode, is finally coming to an end. The human Barbie entered the hospital last night and quickly provided a sexy gram photo to alert her fans of the coming event. The photo already has nearly 70,000 likes.

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Predictions on the name selection have already begun with choices swinging between “some hipster/old timey name” or something omgFrawnchy sounding.



Gawker Can Become A Political Website

Gawker Media is shutting down Defamer, Millihelen, Kitchenette, Valleywag, and several other sites in order to ”focus intensely on politics, broadly considered, and the 2016 campaign”.

Several folks have obviously been canned as part of the “reorganization”, with Millihelen’s Jane Marie taking to twitter to share her displeasure.

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It is rumored that the changes are being made because Gawker began hemorrhaging advertisers after they outed a random married executive, and are part of Nick Denton’s pleadge to make Gawker “20 percent nicer”.


Internets Mommy Blogging

A Cup Of Jo Will Affiliate Link Empathy

Joanna Goddard, she’s a cool Brooklyn mom ok, has joined the hordes of bloggers rushing to hitch their names to the Paris tragedy hashwagon. She put up an eye-dabbing post about teaching children how to feel the feelings of all the feels.

After such heartbreaking events in the news this weekend, it makes you think even more about how teach empathy to children…

And what’s the best way, you ask? Affiliate linking books about kindness, of course. Hey, no reason you can’t be sad about a tragedy AND make some money off of it, right?