The Dainty Squid and Love, Elycia
March 22, 2013
9:47 am
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yolanda
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papertissue said

EdwardMunster said
Check out the last photo on Elycia's blog today (March 21st)…

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!! 

 

On another note, at this link http://www.loveelycia.com/2013/03/pregnancy-22-weeks.html Elycia talks about how she's planning to have a natural home birth. To each their own with that, but dear god if I were bearing a child I'd be like "Give me 10 epidurals and a bottle of Jim Beam."  wink

Wtf is the matter with Kaylah's teeth? You see her first/second molars? They're brown…

Maybe she can replace them. I'm sure she has a ton of white ones lying around somewhere..

March 22, 2013
4:23 pm
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UnicornPoop
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Youre right, theyre brown. She needs to get those babies whitened for sure. Its probably staining from having braces.

March 22, 2013
7:33 pm
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three-ring binder of wifely duties
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EdwardMunster said
A while ago, UnicornPoop said: I think its crazy, that she had a super successful sewing business. Sold 6000+ pouches. She got her whole chest covered in a sewing machine for christs sake. Then she closes her successful shop, doesn’t sew anymore, and sells ugly vintage items. Shes only sold 3 little items this Month! Derp!

Maybe she could start getting tattoos of vintage items? Salt & pepper shakers, coffee mugs, orthopedic shoes, etc.?

I remember when she first got her chest piece finished, she was still selling her pouches on Etsy and was featured on Modblog. She seemed like a sexy, sort of punky, creative individual. 

There was a pretty risque picture of the bottom of her ass and the back of her thighs that showed off her "To rare to live…" tattoo that was all over Modblog's front page, irrc. 

Now she looks like she's auditioning for the lead role in Humbert Humbert's presentation of "Raggedy Ann." Her style creeps me out sooo soo much.

March 23, 2013
1:47 am
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papoose
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Now she looks like she's auditioning for the lead role in Humbert Humbert's presentation of "Raggedy Ann." Her style creeps me out sooo soo much.

 

LOL!

March 23, 2013
12:31 pm
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EdwardMunster
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Kaylah's style creeps me out, too. I don't like the "stuck in time"-ness of her home. I could understand it if she was 80 years old, but c'mon, you're young and vibrant — enjoy it! You'll have plenty of time to collect Social Security and wear orthopedic footwear.  wink  

The displays, cabinets, shelves, etc. in her house are like something out of a weird vintage museum. The Mutter Museum (http://www.collegeofphysicians.org/mutter-museum) she talks about sounds all well and good, but it's a MUSEUM! I would feel dead in her house. It feels like you could clean her house until it sparkles but you'd still not get rid of the heavy "energy" of all that vintage/thrifted stuff she owns. 

March 25, 2013
6:47 pm
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hestermoffet
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Elycia's roots are offensive. I have no problem with *fun* hair colors but Jesus Christ!

March 25, 2013
7:37 pm
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chickadee
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nosebleed said

EdwardMunster said
A while ago, UnicornPoop said: I think its crazy, that she had a super successful sewing business. Sold 6000+ pouches. She got her whole chest covered in a sewing machine for christs sake. Then she closes her successful shop, doesn’t sew anymore, and sells ugly vintage items. Shes only sold 3 little items this Month! Derp!

Maybe she could start getting tattoos of vintage items? Salt & pepper shakers, coffee mugs, orthopedic shoes, etc.?

I remember when she first got her chest piece finished, she was still selling her pouches on Etsy and was featured on Modblog. She seemed like a sexy, sort of punky, creative individual. 

There was a pretty risque picture of the bottom of her ass and the back of her thighs that showed off her "To rare to live…" tattoo that was all over Modblog's front page, irrc. 

Now she looks like she's auditioning for the lead role in Humbert Humbert's presentation of "Raggedy Ann." Her style creeps me out sooo soo much.

Found that picture, and some other gems! She got one of those pierced corset things done for her prom in 2007, so maybe that solves the question of her age, too? (And also OUCH.)

 

http://www.bme.com/search/media/all/?q=kaylah

March 25, 2013
9:57 pm
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papertissue
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^ Okay I'll be the first to admit it. I'd rather have hipster Kaylah than that…Kaylah.

March 26, 2013
12:40 am
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brostachio
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chickadee said 

 

Found that picture, and some other gems! She got one of those pierced corset things done for her prom in 2007, so maybe that solves the question of her age, too? (And also OUCH.)

http://www.bme.com/search/media/all/?q=kaylah

 

 

The "stories" though, one of them says age 16 in 2003. I know it says they were submitted by "Anonymous" but read them. The cheek one directly mentions Kevin and all 3 stories are tied to her profile. http://www.bme.com/search/media/story/?q=kaylah& 

I'll agree with the above poster. That Kaylah was a scary Kaylah. Those heart tattoos on her thumb with her mom look really gross too. I don't know much about tattoos but those look like they were not done properly. I had no idea she had so many stupid tattoos. Those Hello Kitty stars and the tramp stamp are so different from her mushrooms and owls.

March 29, 2013
3:37 pm
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EdwardMunster
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This pose (link below) is sooooooo annoying to me. Both Kaylah and Elycia have been known to do it (over and over). It's like, "Hi! I'm a quirky, hipster shutterbug! Click!"

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y5fOfRaavFw/UUO8SvaBXoI/AAAAAAAAVAU/IJ9XW5e2xKg/s1600/IMG_5222+copy.jpg

March 29, 2013
6:37 pm
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ohmuhgawdwut
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I do the camera thing when my face is bloated and covered in zits.

March 29, 2013
8:38 pm
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Kaelah Pee
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Bitch tweeted she's getting a car tomorrow. I wonder if its gonna be c/o Modcloth popcorn

March 30, 2013
12:27 am
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papertissue
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SHE HASN'T EVEN BEEN DRIVING THAT LONG! Omg.

Who has literally gotten a car while learning to drive? Like does that even happen? Is she that spoiled that she can get a car to drive in, for after she gets her license, but while she's still in the process of getting her license? It's like a endless loop of wtf.


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