a beautiful mess
March 8, 2012
10:05 am
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Ethel Beavers
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March 8, 2012

i'm new to this forum, and apparently there used to be more threads, so i'm not sure if this was one of the topics already, but 'm posting about it anyway, because i know i cannot possibly be the only person on earth who is so sick of elsie 'did i mention i got married AND i have a sister?' larson.

one of my friends downloaded her 'blog love' e-course, and it was the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen.

March 8, 2012
10:48 am
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CCV
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February 22, 2012

I know this is off topic but I'm going to post it anyways. My blog name (aka the name I signed off with) is a beautiful mess so when I saw this post, I had a heart attack. I thought my blog has joined the forums of GOMI and someone hated my blog.

I just perused A Beautiful Mess and haha she looks a little crazy and weird.

March 8, 2012
11:21 am
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hustle cat
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January 31, 2012

There was a big ol snarkfest in the old forums about elsie and her mess. We can always start anew. There's always snark material provided by her. I just went to look to see what she'd posted recently, and I'm going to go not only with the polka dot diy towel where you take a q-tip and paint and make polka dots on your towel, but also the pet photography post. Yes, everyone, please remember to dress up your pets in costumes and eyeglasses when you take your photos. they're ADORABLE! never mind that dogs probably don't like them, or like viewing the world through prescription glasses. they're ADORABLE! And like Elsie says, the more you put them in costumes, eventually the less they will mind them. Ugh. That woman.

 

Phew. That felt good.

March 8, 2012
11:24 am
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Ethel Beavers
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March 8, 2012

she is the absolute worst. she is basically an overgrown 6 year old girl who posts 'DIY' stuff [make polka dots on fabric with a Q-tip and fabric paint! glue fabric to your suitcase! draw on shit!] and somehow people are obsessed with her. modcloth sends her c/o stuff constantly, and she is sill managing to post photos from her wedding [may 2011] and her engagement shoot [even earlier]. 

also, she has other people doing her bidding [she has interns!] but she gets all of the glory. i have never hated a blogger more than i hate elsie. 

March 8, 2012
12:43 pm
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Kerfeltoe
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I wonder what ever happened to those DIY videos they were making. Remember her sexy baby voice? So cringeworthy.

March 8, 2012
2:14 pm
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Kerfeltoe
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Please tell me, what besides a few old crusty books that no library would even house anymore, does this latest "sister style" have to do with the library? What a dolt. Has this girl ever even been in a library? She's not educated beyond high school so it would surprise me.

March 8, 2012
3:01 pm
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Ethel Beavers
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March 8, 2012

i'm going to start dressing my big black lab up in hipster clothes and instagraming it while i'm raking in mountains of cash for doing basically nothing.

i hate 'sister style.' her sister seems so much cooler than her. too bad she's stuck with elsie. forever. can you imagine being their parents? 'oh, yay…elsie brought cake pops for dessert. again.'

supposedly she 'went to art school,' but her 'art' is really terrible. i love that one of the FAQs on her blog is like, 'can you design my tattoo?' WHO ASKED HER TO DO THAT EVER? 

March 8, 2012
3:55 pm
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Dr. Kimberly Shaw
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And a link to the old blog. You know, the one where she was still wearing CROCS!

http://elsieflannigan.blogspot.com/

March 8, 2012
5:57 pm
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Ethel Beavers
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March 8, 2012

oliver tweets said

And a link to the old blog. You know, the one where she was still wearing CROCS!

http://elsieflannigan.blogspot.com/

and camo with plaid…

and skulls with polka dots…

March 8, 2012
5:58 pm
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Ethel Beavers
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March 8, 2012

speeding in a school zone? that's it? i am filled to the brim with disappointment. she looks totally strung out on meth in that photo. i was hoping for something better. 

March 8, 2012
6:56 pm
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emma

Kerfeltoe said

Please tell me, what besides a few old crusty books that no library would even house anymore, does this latest "sister style" have to do with the library? What a dolt. Has this girl ever even been in a library? She's not educated beyond high school so it would surprise me.

She also look suuuuuuuuuper preggo in this shot. Anyone? Bueller?

March 8, 2012
7:01 pm
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toasterstrudel
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February 23, 2012

guest said

Kerfeltoe said

Please tell me, what besides a few old crusty books that no library would even house anymore, does this latest "sister style" have to do with the library? What a dolt. Has this girl ever even been in a library? She's not educated beyond high school so it would surprise me.

 

She also look suuuuuuuuuper preggo in this shot. Anyone? Bueller?

yeah, I was wonderin'. She also looks like she needs a better bra? Though I think it's just a bad dress for her body, all around.

March 8, 2012
7:20 pm
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damn dog innappropes
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February 24, 2012

Ethel Beavers said

speeding in a school zone? that's it? i am filled to the brim with disappointment. she looks totally strung out on meth in that photo. i was hoping for something better. 

i don't know. speeding in a school zone seems like the height of self centeredness to me. i don't have or want kids but i don't particularly want to endanger them either.

 

also, she's kind of mean. i've had the "pleasure" and its not an experience i'd like to relive.


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