WASP 101
December 5, 2012
5:24 pm
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carriout
Senior Cat
Meows: 131
Snarking Since:
January 10, 2012

I think I have officially found a new favorite blog.  

http://wasp101.blogspot.com

Check out gems such as this:  

http://wasp101.blogspot.com/2012/11/ralph-lauren-rugby-stores-to-close.html

In which Richard writes in the comments that Obama being president is far worse than Ralph Lauren rugby stores closing.

http://wasp101.blogspot.com/2009/10/another-rainy-day-and-near-death.html

In which Richard is almost killed by a tractor.

http://wasp101.blogspot.com/2009/01/casual-night-out-ended-not-so-casual.html

In which Richard is hit on by a waitress, who could not resist his pheasant patterned khakis.

I'm in love.

December 5, 2012
5:38 pm
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vintage people & fair aisle sweaters
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3780
Snarking Since:
June 24, 2012

Is it supposed to be parody?

Next time my friend mocks me for my affinity for bearded, flannel-clad Wisconsin lumberjack men (think Bon Iver), I will remember that she is attracted to scum like this.

December 5, 2012
5:59 pm
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nahali
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Meows: 201
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October 18, 2012

This is, by far and away, my favorite post so far:

http://wasp101.blogspot.com/2012/12/foxes-are-it-thing-now.html

With photo gems like these:

And the comments to the entry… roflroflrofl

Anonymous said…
"Foxes are really in this season."

What? What in the world does that mean?

December 3, 2012 8:11 AM
Anonymous said…
Are you completely insane?

December 3, 2012 6:24 PM
Anonymous said…
phony contrived snootiness is very WASpy

December 4, 2012 7:28 AM
December 5, 2012
6:04 pm
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Jelly Haterrr
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August 7, 2011

This is amazing. Thank you carrieout. You have performed a true public service. 

 

ETA:

 

 "Foxes are really in this season, but we here at WASP 101 have always loved them."

 

Do you hear that everyone? THESE PEOPLE ARE REAL WASPs! They loved foxes before the hoi polloi got their dirty mitts all over them. drool

December 5, 2012
6:12 pm
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watery highball

I think this guy is e-friends with Muffy Aldrich, so it makes sense that he's like this.

December 5, 2012
6:43 pm
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My Tie Sux
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July 6, 2012

Rhodesian Sailor said
Is it supposed to be parody?

Next time my friend mocks me for my affinity for bearded, flannel-clad Wisconsin lumberjack men (think Bon Iver), I will remember that she is attracted to scum like this.

That is what I was going to ask!! This is way too funny to be real. Look at this outfit. And that story about the waitress? OMG! I am laughing my ass off! rofl This is the Sister Blog http://www.pretaprep.blogspot.com/

December 5, 2012
7:06 pm
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Patron Saint of Oversized Labia & Undersized Blazers
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Meows: 3349
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September 11, 2011

Honestly, is this blog for real?  I truly can't tell…  It seems like a parody.

Assuming it's serious:

He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.

*The hamcat formerly known as AhHello*
December 5, 2012
7:09 pm
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bernie1735
Senior Cat
Meows: 161
Snarking Since:
March 20, 2012

Oh yes – I figured it would be a matter of hours before this queef got his own little chunk of GOMI forum paradise.

I could not stand his post about the server at the country club attempting to seduce him. It reads like a flaccid erotica attempt. But then I found myself hate-reading him for a good 30 minutes.

Also, get a load of his "Preppy Girl Theatre" posts. Because nothing says WASP like posting pictures of barely-legal preppies.

http://wasp101.blogspot.com/2012/11/preppy-girl-theatre_18.html

 

hammersmack

December 5, 2012
8:03 pm
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My Tie Sux
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July 6, 2012
December 5, 2012
8:51 pm
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maths
I'm the one with cheetos in their nostrils
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November 9, 2012

this has to be satire, right?  right?!?!

 

but seriously, foxes are so hot right now.  foxes.  so hot.

December 5, 2012
8:53 pm
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maths
I'm the one with cheetos in their nostrils
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November 9, 2012

commenter on wearing tights.

"Only wear bright-coloured stockings (that do compliment the rest of the outfit) if your beautiful legs are of such quality that they can bear the attention that they will get. "

 

http://wasp101.blogspot.com/2011/11/readers-question-by-kipp_30.html shutup

December 5, 2012
9:56 pm
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vintage people & fair aisle sweaters
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3780
Snarking Since:
June 24, 2012

maths said
commenter on wearing tights.

"Only wear bright-coloured stockings (that do compliment the rest of the outfit) if your beautiful legs are of such quality that they can bear the attention that they will get. "

 

http://wasp101.blogspot.com/2011/11/readers-question-by-kipp_30.html shutup

That post has been deleted. He's onto us. Quick, put on some J.Crew, that'll throw his fox ass off the trail.

*As a city kid, I know close to nothing about foxes

December 5, 2012
10:14 pm
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Maximalist
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September 25, 2012

Dead @ the fox pictures.


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