Jessica Quirk / What I Wore
January 14, 2014
3:55 pm
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dripdrop
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June 14, 2011

HOLY SHIT.  That checklist.  I can't.  I feel like this might even be front-page material.  Who needs a checklist to remember to brush their teeth?  Or do a social media post for his job? 

January 14, 2014
4:01 pm
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Helen Van Patterson Patton
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December 15, 2012

dripdrop said
HOLY SHIT.  That checklist.  I can't.  I feel like this might even be front-page material.  Who needs a checklist to remember to brush their teeth?  Or do a social media post for his job? 

I'll tell you who, my 3 year old…

January 14, 2014
4:04 pm
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Giton
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Meows: 171
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December 17, 2013

Helen Van Patterson Patton said

dripdrop said
HOLY SHIT.  That checklist.  I can't.  I feel like this might even be front-page material.  Who needs a checklist to remember to brush their teeth?  Or do a social media post for his job? 

I'll tell you who, my 3 year old…

This is just to drop in and say that he had to pencil in the ever-helpful (X2) to remember to brush twice . . . and he didn't manage to to that on Monday.

January 14, 2014
4:08 pm
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Cult-followed Fried Chicken Connoisseur
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October 13, 2011

dripdrop said
 

I'm diddling myself to this. I'm having such naughty thoughts right now…

January 14, 2014
4:15 pm
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tannen18
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October 27, 2012

Wait… I browsed over to her Twitter. How is she followed by Barack Obama????????? As in, the President.

January 14, 2014
4:31 pm
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#notpaleo
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March 4, 2013

Horrificat said
How many times in the first class do you think she mentioned what an OMG famous fashion blogger she is and her internship with Betsey Johnson drooldrooldrool

She probably plugged her blog and social media sites to the class at least once.  

January 14, 2014
4:34 pm
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#notpaleo
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March 4, 2013

katmae24 said
 

He needs a checklist to remind himself to BRUSH HIS TEETH!? clap

Perhaps he and Jenna/ThatWife were made for each other?

January 14, 2014
4:34 pm
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sponsoredcontent
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June 28, 2013

I have nothing new to add, but, he really didn't brush his teeth twice yesterday? And is posting this on the internet?

January 14, 2014
5:00 pm
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#notpaleo
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3311
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

sponsoredcontent said
I have nothing new to add, but, he really didn't brush his teeth twice yesterday? And is posting this on the internet?

What in the world does he even do all day?  Shop for food and prepare paleo meals?  

January 14, 2014
5:12 pm
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Semi Ho
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March 6, 2013

This checklist is so fucking amazing! The only things missing are "tie shoes" and "go poopy in the potty."

Good Day fellow people of the internet!
January 14, 2014
5:20 pm
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#notpaleo
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3311
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

Semi Ho said
This checklist is so fucking amazing! The only things missing are "tie shoes" and "go poopy in the potty."

Lmao!!!!!  

January 14, 2014
5:29 pm
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Patron Saint of Oversized Labia & Undersized Blazers
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Meows: 3601
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September 11, 2011

Semi Ho said
This checklist is so fucking amazing! The only things missing are "tie shoes" and "go poopy in the potty."

*snort*  lol

January 14, 2014
5:48 pm
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hashtag
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September 7, 2011

sponsoredcontent said
I have nothing new to add, but, he really didn't brush his teeth twice yesterday? And is posting this on the internet?

You'd think he'd at least LIE about it, right? I didn't think Neckbeard could get any more disgustin, but between the dental checklist and the creepy video, I'm starting to feel bad for Messi.  Life in the Bone Zone would gross me the fuck out.


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