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Did Meghan McCain Have Surgery?

Meghan McCain, the most influential political mind of our time after Mayor McCheese and Moby, apparently did something Bravo Bravo something Bravo something for New Year’s Eve:

getting ready for Bravo w/ my fellow fox blondes Jamie Colby & @MaureenMakeup and snaps extraordinaires @JeisohnFiala & Sean. Yea New Years!6:22 PM Dec 31st via web

Happy New Year! Thank you for having me Bravo – that clubhouse is quite the experience! Happy 2011 twitterfam! xoxox1:41 AM Jan 1st, 2011 via web

Happy New Year from the Bravo Clubhouse w/ @maureenmakeupand Jamie Colby! http://yfrog.com/h40nkmj1:51 AM Jan 1st, 2011 via Yfrog

pic from last night at New Years! Happy 2011 at the bravo clubhouse! http://yfrog.com/h003gxj4:02 PM Jan 1st, 2011 via Yfrog

So…I’m going to guess she went to an event involving Bravo? I feel like I’m supposed to be impressed by these names she drops but I don’t have a clue who any of them are. And not to be a bitch, but I don’t really want to know anyone who has to fancy up the spelling of “Jason”.

Anyway, I thought maybe she had lost weight or something because she really looks different here, but it seems it’s just the tightest dress ever known holding it all in:

Just did a final fitting in my new years dress, I can’t breathe in it – so it must be working.12:07 PM Dec 31st via web

Hey, whatever works. She looks pretty decent here. The sad part to me is that she is still cruising Getty images and posting pics of herself with various other nobodies to her twitter. Looks like her future sister-in-law taught her a few things about famewhoring.


  1. avatar The Freeloading Musketeers

    She looks nice aside from the too long dress. It needs to hit just above the knee, because the length she's wearing it at gives her this unfortunate midget look.

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    • avatar DonnieDriveBy

      Is it the dress or the camera angle? She really looks like a midget standing on her tippy toes.

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    • avatar Floppy

      Totally thought she was squatting.

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  2. avatar JFA

    She's so irritating. She just really irritates me, constantly.

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  3. avatar Fred Grott

    the world-coming-to-end ticket:

    Palin and Megatitds run for president and vp soon..

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    • avatar Sausage Snappers

      Thus ensuring we won't have another female candidate for president for another century or so.

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  4. avatar KrakenSkulls

    LOLWUT.

    More like "what part of her hasn't been cut?" She looks like she got run through "The Special" at the local plastic surgeon and they made her look OLDER and more bland and disgusting. Ironically the only part that isn't fake are the ZOMGTITS. Mr. Potatohead is better proportioned. Look at her cray stub legs! She looks like a one-block-from-collapse game of Jenga.

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  5. avatar Sigma

    When did Megatits get dinosaur legs?

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