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Love Taza Can’t Even Put Their Kids To Sleep Without The Internet

Josh Davis of Love Taza, there could be a ‘trail mix of tears’ joke in here if I wanted to be culturally insensitive, posted today about how he is a great – no, the greatest father ever. Mr. Derp took over the blog to let everyone know he spent last evening telling his daughter she was the snowflakiest snowflake that ever snowflaked. Then suddenly, emotions!

I thought she had fallen asleep, but then I heard her bring her hand up to her face and move it back and forth…I got worried and cracked open the window curtain only to see her eyes wet. “Eleanor, are you OK?” No answer. “Eleanor, were you crying?” She nodded. “Were you crying because you were happy or sad?” “Happy,” she whispered back.

He explained that even though he spent most of his super entrepreneurially employed days giving his children “feedback and coaching”, he feels it important to have special Snowflake Building Time (or whatever parents call it) to let them know how amazeca$h they are. And since the entire family depends on the blog to provide most of their money, though Josh initially felt the moment was “so special I thought to keep it to myself” obviously he had to post about it; because if a blogger parents their children and doesn’t smear it all over the internet, did it really happen?

Ugh, how depressing to be those kids. They can’t even go to bed and decompress without Emperor Derp up in their face yammering about his feels until they cry, and then using it as blog fodder.

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Documenting Delight Would Like To Keep That Car

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Georgia, documenting snores, was recently allowed to use a Ford Territory for six weeks in return for a blog review. She enjoyed the vehicle so much she’s now begging Ford for the right to keep the car.

We would like to humbly implore you not to make us part with this vehicle…we really don’t want to return it.

She’s even asking readers to help her by having a giveaway “to bribe you all with to comment below saying that Ford should let us keep the car”  and asking them to ‘like’ her post.

See that like button down there? You should hit “like” if you reckon Ford should say yes, peer pressure yes, it’s a great idea!

Is this really an acceptable thing in blogland now? I mean, it sucks they don’t have a working vehicle of their own, but really? Blogging is really becoming quite the shameless swag grab.

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A Quick Open Post And Roundup

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Happy Sunday, hams! Hope you’re enjoying some coffee and programming the DVR for all the ABC Family Christmas movies that are coming up. (ABC Family Christmas movies are something I look forward to all year. What can I say, I like cheese in any form.) While you do that, I figured I’d post some quick wtfery from the past week – on my omgnewlaptop.

For all the animal lovers I present Bleubird’s recent pet acquisitions – a bunny and a Bengal kitten. I’m not sure how a blogger can afford a Bengal kitten (or why) but ok. I’m sure the bunny and the Bengal will be bffs.

Mighty Girl, who looked mighty pregnant in a recent facebook photo, has announced she is due in April. She adds she and her fiance are “delaying the wedding until we’ve had time to have a baby”.

Jordan Reid apparently needs some validation for her postpartum body. She posted this cringeyness to instagram.

If there’s anything I missed that you want to discuss just let me know in the comments. And be sure to help me think up a network name for the new GOMI laptop. I’m leaning towards Shurrybeff right now.

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What I Wore Back At Home After Surgery

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Jessica Quirk, used to have a successful style blog, went into the hospital a week ago suffering from mastitis. The situation apparently turned serious a few days later.

UPDATE: I just got out of surgery to have an abscess drained that formed after the antibiotics caused the infection to coalesce. In pain but hopefully will be better soon.

Messica has now left the hospital and is recovering at home.

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Hey Natalie Jean Knows How To Do Minimalism

Natalie Holbrook, she’s from Brooklyn, has been trying to make a minimalist ‘capsule’ wardrobe thing happen. She apparently thinks a pared down wardrobe collection will…honestly I’m not sure why she’s doing it, other than maybe an excuse to shove some rstyle links up our noses.

But don’t you dare think for one second that it should be easy for a stay at home wife married to a six figure salary of a man to figure out which items should be included in her amazing minimalist hanging-on-display collection.

My problem isn’t in simplifying a look, it’s in simplifying my options. I like this red plaid shirt, but I also like this red plaid shirt! And which one will I want to wear the most? And what would that preference that even say about a person?

Her final list of choices adds up to almost $5,000 and includes a $175 striped tee and a $250 red plaid shirt, which should pair nicely with the free extra pair of boots she received the other day. Because heaven knows you need at least 10 pairs of black boots.

Don’t even get me started on the boots. I love these black boots, but I also love these black boots, and I don’t need both but they’re just sooo different though!

Bored rich white ladies – they’re just like us!

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