Meghan McCain, writer and political expert, is so totes excited about her sure-to-be-blockbuster book:
spent the weekend going over final edits for “Dirty, Sexy, Politics” – I can’t believe my book comes out in 3 months!!! so crazy excited!!! about 19 hours ago via web
Now don’t worry, Megatits didn’t forget the important things this long weekend. She started off Memorial Day holiday weekend looking for 12 inches of hot weiner:
why isn’t there a SONIC in manhattan?!?!?! or a chick-fil-a?!?! I’m craving a cherry limeade and something fried…. 6:13 PM May 29th via web
Then she waxed emo about a different kind of greasy mess:
this oil spill is so unbelievably tragic and sad, hearing that it may not be stopped until August is insane. I feel really helpless and sad. about 23 hours ago via web
I wonder who she blames for it now? Well anyway, she wrapped up her long weekend (so different than all her other weekends) with the first tactful and well-formed statement she has made in 6 months. Another relaxing weekend with her family for the hardworking blogette. I don’t know about you but I can NOT WAIT for my advance copy of her shit book. Maybe by then the oil will be plugged and a Sonic will move in a block from Megatits. So much can change in 90 days!
my one memorial day wish is to roll around in a bathtub full of golden, crispy chick-fil-a nuggets with meghan mccain. imagine the reserve of chicken grease that would collect in between those megatits. lordy.
just feelin’ patriotic today, i guess.
Pledge your vote to her Presidential campaign and supply the tub and she’s there.
It looks like the oil spill is on her face.
Good one.
Also, her book is going to suck and no one will read it.
Greetings!
Telegram for you from Captain Fucking Obvious.
I think it is worth repeating what JFA said. Maybe they could plug the oil spill with unread copies?
I love that she is excited about a ghostwritten piece of shit that no one will read and is nothing but a masturbatory expression of her vanity. “Dirty, Sexy, Politics”? Why don’t you just call it “I’ll show you my tits at a book reading if you buy this trash”?
All I know is I plan on writing one hilarious fucking 1-star Amaozn review that complains about the lack of pictures and the failure to include a pack of crayons.
Why can’t Republicans use “the Google”? There is indeed a Chik-Fil-A in Manhattan:
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/localsite.aspx?id=80411
PS I’m in Denver and went to one today. What are the odds? Had a #1 meal with a diet Coke.
Chik-Fil-A is the healthiest of the national fast food chains. Maybe she wants to pitch herself to them as their “Jarod Bertinelli”? I would be interested in seeing that play out.
As a native Houstonian you can’t imagine how thrilled I was to discover this six years ago. Unfortunately, it’s within an NYU food court.
Her face always looks like it’s been buttered. Her book tour should be a great source of entertainment. I just hope she ends up on smart shows (not “The View”) where someone might actually ask her some challenging questions. That’s when Megadunce is at her funniest!
What experience does this idjit have in politics besides riding the campaign bus with her dad?
It’s scary to think Sarah Palin gets more media coverage than our current president, and millions of evangelical gun loving Walmartians see Megatits McCain as the bright shining intellectual future of the republican party.
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