Sarah “I’m Woodward” Lacy, place hater, managed somehow to get into South America last week without being raped at the airport. Once there she settled in to write a nice piece about how much other places suck:
Chile is quite literally a breath of fresh air after three weeks in China and three weeks in India. The weather is absolutely breezy and beautiful, exotic birds are chirping, and it’s CLEAN. Amazingly clean. Both the air and the sidewalks. Not a whiff of urine or human feces in the air. Sorry to be graphic, but it’s a shockingly welcome olfactory omission not only having just been in India, but also owning a house in the Mission.
So…is she saying SF smells like piss and shit? Because I’ve been there, and it smelled more like self-important bloggers and fog. I guess I went to the wrong part of town.
“I’ve been attacked in Austin, Israel, China and Africa for seemingly innocuous things I’ve done or written…”
Yeah. Personally? I believe that she carries the scent of Paul Carr and Arri Himself on her clothing. Prolly Julia Allison too.
She looks like my 45-year-old alcoholic aunt in this photo.
She never, ever stops to ask herself why she is so reviled and yet spectacularly mediocre in her “success”. She should.
Clearly, you’ve never visited the main branch of the SF public library.
Then again, I doubt she has, either.
are not the Homeless in the Mission area?
Who is this person, again?