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Next On The Slam List Of thatgirlallison: Guidos!

thatgirlallison, of the Megan Fox Thumb For Every Finger allison, has just dropped her latest knuckleheaded stereotype lol:

I thought I could take “Jersey Shore.”

I couldn’t.  So I put Cloverfield back on.  No guidos, just young professionals drinking and screaming.

You hear that? NO GUIDOS. Of course we must remember that this is thatgirlallison. Two posts back she was calling Peter Feld her “hero”, flipping off the state of NY with her freakass club fingers, (No really, see a doctor about those. That was a sign of lung cancer in some House episode!!!), and saying that the Russian Tea Room was “probably extremely expensive”.

What I’m saying is, this girl is a flaming idiot, so it’s not like her opinion on any race, religion, or geographic region is exactly authoritative. Still, maybe she should keep her cute little descriptions of entire groups of people to herself.

13 Responses to Next On The Slam List Of thatgirlallison: Guidos!

  1. avatar lol wut? says:

    that movie blew. cloverfield.

  2. avatar Julia'sButtSweat says:

    Somehow I can’t fathom the idea of liking anything that she and her club fingers remotely approve of liking. Which means I’ll be sure to check out “Jersey Shore” via Tivo.

    So thanks for the tip, FatGirlAllison!
    Btw, for the love of God, please quit shoving your chub-stubs at the camera a’la your similarly sausaged fingered/legged idol, Julia Alison. It’s worrisome and makes me very hungry for Bob Evans.

  3. avatar blakeley'sparoleofficer says:

    to be fair, the “characters” in the show called each other and themselves “guidos” and “guidettes” proudly… about every 5 seconds.

    Sigh, yes, I watched it.

    • avatar KrakenSkulls says:

      Yeah, calling her out for saying “guido” isn’t fair in light of the episode. If I drank a shot every time they said “Guido” last night I would have been dead before the first commercial break.

      • avatar partypants says:

        Several people have called me out on this, and I have to admit this was a lazy post on my part. I should’ve checked it out more.

        • avatar ctbob says:

          No , i disagree – it was an important post in that we all now must find the House episode linking stubby fingers to cancer. who knows how many lives you have saved tonight pp just by posting that factoid. I think a link is appropriate to the facts about the chromosome that links sausage link fingers to cancer.

  4. avatar Chunky Brewster says:

    What did this dumbass have to say about gay marriage getting tossed in NY? Uh oh, sugar. Looks like you’re just as bad as all of us redneck, homo-hatin’ yokels in the South! Sad. Wait, what’s that? That decision on your state’s behalf doesn’t represent your personal views, and you are unhappy with it? Hmm. Imagine that.

  5. avatar Peltskatarian Yard Mule says:

    Did she ever nail that fat kid?

  6. avatar update says:

    She fucked nick mcglyn and now this dumb bitch who runs thsi website scenebseen is fucking him. who the hell would fuck his fat ass…. oh wait… a fat pig like allison

  7. avatar Nick McGlynn says:

    Just for the record random commenters…

    “I have never slept with Allison”

    -Nick McGlynn

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