Jordan Berkhow, of the side-braid Berkhows, is starting to reveal her idiocy.
From Julia Allison’s Twitter:
Jordan: At heart, I’m a dirty southern girl who likes playing darts and drinking PBR. Me: What’s PBR?? Jordan: GIRL! I’m gonna teach you!
OK, a little personal fact about me, Julia’s Publicist. I’m from the South. And Southeners do not drink PBR. It’s something you I-wear-blazers-so-I’m-a-hipster people took up in a attempt to achieve irony. We have our own pisswater down here, thank you very much. It’s awesome, and it comes with puzzles.
I am beginning to understand why Jordan, who inexplicably has a Wikipedia page, has yet to clue in to the insanity that is our Single White Sorry Excuse For A Female. She’s kind of dumb. Like Meghan dumb.
Meghan dumb? Now you are just being cruel. I’m pretty sure that Jordan Berkhow of the side-braid Berkhows knows all about the money shot.
oh bitch please. has she never heard of miller light and carlo rossi? wait are those just shitwoods tx things?
P.S.
While not strictly conforming to Koch’s postulates, I do believe that this pic provides strong evidence that wonk-eye can be transmitted through close shildebeast-to-shildebeast contact.
Audiwriteoff,
You are hilarious.
Wow, those two are plastered. I particularly love how Jordan’s nose area is so much lighter than the rest of her face — due to blotting it over and over with face powder in a dimly lit bar bathroom, I guess.
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there is something about her mouth and teeth that scare me. i don’t know what exactly it is, but it’s there.
This picture screams “Let’s make out so all the boys will look at us”
I am also from the south and southern girls would chew her – and Julia -up and spit them out in two seconds. And then gargle with Miller High Life.