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Blind Item: This Is Why You're An Asshole

What prominent editor was allegedly recently arrested for using his long-time girlfriend as a punching bag? Sources say friends and colleagues are keeping the matter very hush hush, but the soon-to-be published webutante is seeking both legal advice and a new apartment while he crashes with a pal.

Another source close to the victim claims she is assenting to this veil of silence so as not to endanger possible success of their joint venture.

Let the guessing begin!

19 Responses to Blind Item: This Is Why You're An Asshole

  1. avatar [redacted] says:

    This one is easy. He was also looking for a new place to stay on a social networking site. Hope is crucified.

  2. avatar [redacted] says:

    J. A. & R. B

    Not Forever.

  3. avatar partypants says:

    She’s also changed her status to “Single”. The king without a sword…the land without a king!

  4. avatar Delusionz says:

    Someone should tip this to Gawker and see if they are willing to put their own employee on blast or keep him protected.

  5. avatar shame says:

    Interesting.

    Jessica paid a pretty penny to throw him a surprise party on a yacht last week. It was his birthday. Nice repayment.

  6. avatar AudiWriteOff says:

    What the hell is everyone talkin’ about? I’m pretty sure that this item has to do with the fact that juliaspublicist has been smacking PP around again. Of course, it’s not like she don’t deserve it none.

  7. avatar Jacy says:

    I’m sorry I smacked you around, Partypants. Please come back.

    • avatar partypants says:

      I’m sorry baby! I LOVE YOU! please babby babby puhleeeze! oh wow i feel like a turd making jokes about a woman getting beaten. not as much of a turd as the turd who did the beating. but still, a turd.

  8. avatar idiotbox says:

    Well I’m CERTAIN that Julia, the domestic violence hater, will definitely not stay silent in this case!

  9. avatar ThoroughlyDisgusted says:

    It’s not enough to hope karma will come back around to get him. People who cause others harm need to be punished! Gawker… please do what’s right and don’t let yourselves be associated with such appalling behavior!

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